idubzz:

me, desperate, begging on my knees: please just have one coherent fucking thought

my absolute shit brain:

koobaxion:

koobaxion:

koobaxion:

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

lanqu-e:

hustlerose:

fuck a discord server. hmu on google docs and we’ll all just type in different colors. 

definitely-notsofriendly:

onyourleftbooob:

theshitneyspears:

welcome to my yeet and greet

#i say hello then i throw you across the room